my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1020 on: December 04, 2005, 05:28:42 AM »

Joke in 1 word-Sardar
joke in 2 words- Inteligent Sardar
joke in 3 words- Sardar playing chess !
joke in 4 words- Sardar won the game !


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«Reply #1021 on: December 04, 2005, 05:47:11 AM »

bahut door hai tumhare ghar se
hamare ghar ka kinara,
par hum hawa K har jhonke se
pooch lete hain jaan kya hall hai tumhara


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«Reply #1022 on: December 04, 2005, 06:33:29 AM »

My Maths teacher taught me 1min= 60sec.1hr=60min. 1day=24hrz. but she didnt tell me 1sec without a sweet friend like u is=100yrs..


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«Reply #1023 on: December 04, 2005, 07:01:30 AM »

Yaad teri jab bhi aati hai,
nind meri kho jati hai.
Aankhe band to sapna dekhti hai,
khuli aankho ko bhi tera didar nazar aata hai...


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«Reply #1024 on: December 04, 2005, 07:03:55 AM »

Father: What was the hardest thing you learned at college.
Son: How to open beer bottles with teeth.........


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«Reply #1025 on: December 04, 2005, 07:04:34 AM »

Woh kaun hai woh kaun hai jo hamare 100msg padtha hai,woh kaun hai jo hamare 100msg padtha hai aur 1msg bejkar apne 99 msg bachatha hai.wah...wah


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«Reply #1026 on: December 04, 2005, 07:10:06 AM »

It takes 15 trees to produce the amnt of papr that v use 2 write 1 exam.Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS...


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«Reply #1027 on: December 04, 2005, 07:11:07 AM »

INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room & all doors & windows r closed.
How can u escape if the room caught FIRE?

SARDAR: very simple.
Stop imagination.


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«Reply #1028 on: December 04, 2005, 07:11:57 AM »

4 lamho ki zindagi hai,
nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
dushmano ki kya shikayat kare,
ab to dost bhi yaad nahi kiya karte..


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«Reply #1029 on: December 04, 2005, 07:17:00 AM »

Ae dil tu dhadkna band kar,
jab jab tu dhadkta hai unki yaad aati hai,
wo to khush hain apni dunia mein,
jaan to pal pal hamari hi jaati hai.


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«Reply #1030 on: December 04, 2005, 07:21:08 AM »

A group of elephants were sitting on the street.

A glamour female elephant passes by...
What does the tapori elephant say?

"Wow.. 360-240-360"


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«Reply #1031 on: December 04, 2005, 10:21:55 AM »

Nice ones Shareef... Bahut din ke baad tumhare padne ka mauka mila...


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«Reply #1032 on: December 04, 2005, 06:02:37 PM »

If u find a frnd better or sweeter thn me,go ahead.I wont stop u but wen that person leaves u.luk behind n i'l b ther,redy 2 kik u n say

'HO GAYI TASSALI?'