my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1065 on: December 05, 2005, 07:21:20 AM »

A good frnd is one who tells u to study well but a best frnd is one who sits outside ur exam hall n shouts,'mamu flying squad aa rahe hai bit phek de'


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1066 on: December 05, 2005, 07:24:34 AM »

HRITHIK:hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyu banaya,jaha bhi jaaun ladkiya pareshan karti hai B'GWAN:agar tu itna pareshan hai tho SHAREEF kitna pareshan hoga!


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«Reply #1067 on: December 05, 2005, 07:25:41 AM »

Computer is very sexy, why?

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B'coz, it has hardware & software but . . . . . ,

no underwear.. Huh?

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1068 on: December 05, 2005, 07:26:09 AM »

Gehri-Gehri ankhon se jb vo dekhte hai hmko,to ghbra kr hm nzre jhuka lete hai.kaun kmbqt milaye unki ankho se ankhe,suna hai vo..ankho se apna bana lete hai.!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1069 on: December 05, 2005, 07:29:55 AM »

90yr man: "my 18yr wife is pregnant.ur opinion Doc?"
doc :"let me tell a story.A hunter in hurry grabs umbrella instead of gun.He walks in d woods & sees a lion.He lifts d umbrella,& pulls d handle.BAM!The lion drops dead".
man:"Tat's impossible Sum1 else must have shot that lion"
doc:"same in ur case"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1070 on: December 05, 2005, 07:31:16 AM »

Ek sania thi diwani si.

Tennis pe o marti thi.

Nazre jhukake

sharmake

stadium ki galiyon se guzarti thi.

Chori chori chupke chupke

service dala karti thi


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1071 on: December 05, 2005, 07:32:18 AM »

Khane ko paan kehte hai ;
izzat ko shaan kehte hai ;
respect ko maan kehte hai ;
life ko praan kehte hai ;
jo tumhare paas machine hai use Saamaan kehte hai...!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1072 on: December 05, 2005, 07:35:30 AM »

Yuhi apni dosti me gehrai rahe,
chahe kyu na umar bhar judai rahe,
ek arzu dilme samai rahe,
saje apki mehfil sada,
bhale yahan tanhayi rahe


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bybh

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«Reply #1073 on: December 05, 2005, 11:15:12 AM »

Nice ones Shareef... Keep comin...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1074 on: December 05, 2005, 12:51:28 PM »

hmmmmmmmmmm...kuch kuch ..ok hain....!!! lol


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1075 on: December 06, 2005, 11:49:38 AM »

Kabhi teri Palkon me Jhilmilau main,
Tere Khayaalon me khud ko Bhul jaun main,
Beech Samundar me Jaakar daga mat dena,
Kaho to kinaare per hi DOOB jaun main.


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thelostworld

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«Reply #1076 on: December 06, 2005, 01:26:40 PM »

ishq mohabbat to hazaro karte hain
gum e judai se wo sabhi darte hain
hum to na ishq karte hain
na mohabbat karte hain
bas dosto ke ek sms pe marte hain.. tongue3


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bicky

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«Reply #1077 on: December 07, 2005, 03:05:09 AM »

Got this SMS a while ago. Can someone confirm it please:

BREAKING NEWS:

Amitabh Bachchan passed away

Urine in his toilet..............at 9.00 PM sharp.