my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1110 on: December 10, 2005, 04:10:54 AM »

Ai mere kadardan, dost tu hai meri jan, tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyoki....

Khuda meherban to
gadha PAHELWAN.....!


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«Reply #1111 on: December 10, 2005, 04:12:06 AM »

Tadap kar dekho kisi ki chahat mein...to pata chalega intezar kya hota hai?Yun hi mil jaye agar koi bina tadpe,to kaise pata chalega pyar kya hota hai...


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«Reply #1112 on: December 10, 2005, 04:13:07 AM »

Bikhre ashko ke moti hum jod na sake,
teri yaad me sari raat so na sake,
bhig na jaye ansuo me tasvir teri,
bus yehi soch kar hum ro na sake....


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«Reply #1113 on: December 10, 2005, 04:14:22 AM »

Tumse milne ka mann kar raha hai
man ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai
dil ko bataya to ankhein ro padi
unhe chup karaya to sanse bol padi..


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«Reply #1114 on: December 10, 2005, 04:16:04 AM »

Woh aate tho hai par time pe nahi ,
Woh chahte tho hai par man se nahi ,
kaun kehta hai ki Woh pyar nahi karte?
Woh pyar karte tho hai par hum se nahi !!


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«Reply #1115 on: December 10, 2005, 04:17:12 AM »

Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile, muj se bhi ache yaar mile, tere har girlfriend tuje rakhi bande, or tuje zindagi bhar Behen ka pyar mile...


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«Reply #1116 on: December 11, 2005, 03:56:37 AM »

What is unreasonable law of demand?
Two negroes wearing black suits standing in front of a white wall and asking 4 a colour photograph..


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«Reply #1117 on: December 11, 2005, 03:58:22 AM »

Whn u wait 4 sm1 4 few mins its consideration,4 few hrs its trust,4 few weeks its friendship,and u wait evn whn u knw she or he'll never come its love...


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«Reply #1118 on: December 11, 2005, 04:00:34 AM »

Slogan on Sania's T shirt "objects in the T shirt are bigger than they appear"


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«Reply #1119 on: December 11, 2005, 04:02:54 AM »

Piece of advice:

if ever in life u r tired, never give up
D best way 2 relax is:

take a walk

sit down on a rock

put down ur shoes n

smell ur socks happy9


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«Reply #1120 on: December 11, 2005, 04:06:45 AM »

What is d true meaning of Frndship?
Where there are no compromises in telling secret and when there is no secret for which u need to compromise. . . . Hai na....


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«Reply #1121 on: December 11, 2005, 04:11:26 AM »

Height of Re-Use.. Kanjus MARWADI giving his KID a used Condom 2 blow up as a Balloon & later on his wife using d burst Condom as a Rubber-Band..!!


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«Reply #1122 on: December 11, 2005, 04:12:26 AM »

AGE OF DRINKS : 1-5 breast Milk, 5-15 Horlicks, 15-25 beer 25-32 ENJOY Boobs Milk 32-40 whisky, 40-50 Oldmonk, 50-60 vodka 60-70 Tonic, After 70-GANGA JAL.