my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1170 on: January 28, 2006, 01:56:42 PM »
I"ll take bricks and write "I MISS U "on them and throw it on your head to make u feel how much it hurts when " I MISS U ..
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«Reply #1171 on: January 28, 2006, 01:59:53 PM »
chod chod ke ho gaye bore,
dil ne kaha kare kuch  aur,
socha kyo na ab admi ki GAAND maare,
Aap aate hai ya hum padhare..
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«Reply #1172 on: January 28, 2006, 02:06:56 PM »
Sardar- 'Oye, itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye...' Sardar's son- 'Haan pappa... chalo... maine saale us master ka ghar dekha hai..
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«Reply #1173 on: January 28, 2006, 02:14:22 PM »
Phareeb ki hasee ko aashiki samaj baite,        mouth ko hee apne jindagi samaj baite,        
vakth kaa majakh tha yaa badnaseeb tha mera,      thumhari doo bathon ko mohabbath samaj baite
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«Reply #1174 on: January 28, 2006, 02:17:26 PM »
Ek chunti ne dosri    chunti se kaha -       Dekh! Hathi aa raha  hai!  chal osay maza chakhatein hain!       Dusri ne kaha JaneDe yaar SAALA Akela   hai!
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«Reply #1175 on: January 28, 2006, 02:20:11 PM »
Namaskar! Jaago Mahashay pyare.Suryouday ho chuka hai.Pavitra snaan poorna karke, maata pita ka charan chu kar,sundar kanya k darshan par niklo..
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«Reply #1176 on: January 28, 2006, 02:20:47 PM »
Masterji:kal school kyu nahi aaya tha?
Santa:gir gaya tha,lag gayi! Masterji:kahan gire,KyaLagi? Santa:Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gai
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«Reply #1177 on: January 28, 2006, 02:21:46 PM »
I am giving 1 Girl's Number !



She has
Sweet Voice

i am not joking
how long u want to speak

u speak
she never
disconects
Note HER
Number  9845098450
enjoy
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1178 on: January 28, 2006, 02:23:32 PM »
Aapki yaadon ke rahte hum tanha nahi,
Aapko hum yaad na kare aisa koi lamha nahi,
Aapki yaadein hi aapka ehsas hai,
Har waqt lagta hai aap hamare paas hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1179 on: January 28, 2006, 02:30:16 PM »
Tum rooth gae hum manate rahe,
teri raho mei palkei bichhatey rahe,
tumne kabi palat kar nai dekha,
aur hum palkei jhapkane se katrate rahe
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1180 on: January 28, 2006, 02:38:32 PM »
Today Is a Special Day.  Agar Aap Duniya ki Sabse Sunder Ladki ko Sachhe Dil Se Mangoge To Wo Humesha k Liye Apki Ban Jaegi....









BHEHAN
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aashu
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«Reply #1181 on: January 28, 2006, 03:52:31 PM »
What to do you mean by ur this line"kaash koi ladki bhi muje miss karti..!"
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1182 on: January 28, 2006, 04:29:57 PM »
mere matbal yeh hai k tum log yaane pheonix aur tum aashu miss you msgs post kiye ho ...par koi ladki ne miss you post nahi kia hai ...juzz kiddin
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aashu
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«Reply #1183 on: January 29, 2006, 09:16:49 AM »
Am i a boy? I guess i shall i have to change my name(aashu) to something else coz every1 thinks iam a boy......
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bybh
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«Reply #1184 on: January 29, 2006, 12:24:32 PM »
Na aashu... ur name is fine...

Kya shareef bhai... hum toh taras gaye the aap ke msgs ke liye...
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