my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1200 on: January 29, 2006, 05:09:11 PM »

Hum jeete har bazi tabhi mashhur ho gaye,
teri hansi me hanse to ansu dur ho gaye,
bus ek tere jaise DOST ki badolat e mere DOST
aj hum kanch se KOHINOOR ho gaye


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«Reply #1201 on: January 29, 2006, 05:10:23 PM »

Boy 2 a girl: Kal maine apko kapde utarte hue dekha. Aap bahut tej kapde utarti hai, jara dhere kapde utara kejie,
varna

varna

varna taar toot jaegi


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«Reply #1202 on: January 29, 2006, 05:11:05 PM »

Sometimes in life you get messages which you dont understand as to why they were sent or why the hell are you reading them. This is just one of them


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«Reply #1203 on: January 29, 2006, 05:14:13 PM »

What is the Height of request? Ans: A girl about to be raped asKs the rapist.....Plzz use a condom..

ha ha ha ha ha


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«Reply #1204 on: January 29, 2006, 05:14:56 PM »

Kisi k pyar me gehri chot khai hai,
wafa se pehle he bewafai pai hai,
log toh dua mangte hain is haal me marne ki,
par hum ne us ki yadon me jine ki kasm khai hai


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«Reply #1205 on: January 29, 2006, 05:22:41 PM »

Hasi ne labo pe thirikna chhod diya,
khwabo ne sapno me aana chhod diya,
Nahi aati ab to hichkiya bhi,
Shayad aapne bhi yaad karna chhod diya...


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«Reply #1206 on: January 29, 2006, 05:26:52 PM »

Kasoor to tha in nigaahon ka...
jo chupke se deedar kar baithi.....
Humne to khaamosh rehne ki thaani thi...
par BEWAFAA zubaan izhaar kar baithi...


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«Reply #1207 on: January 29, 2006, 05:31:56 PM »

Woh aayi muskurayi, usne kaha,hamne suna, woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,woh chal di, hamse raha na gaya, bas keh hi diya..... "MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA DO.


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«Reply #1208 on: January 29, 2006, 05:33:17 PM »

Sardar enters building thinkin its a hotel & orders loudly "EK LASSI LANA" Man @ desk says its a library.So sardar apologizes & whispers slowly "ek lassi lana".


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«Reply #1209 on: January 30, 2006, 03:25:20 AM »

Bahut badiya shareef bhai... Sabhi ke sabhi ache hai...


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«Reply #1210 on: January 30, 2006, 05:27:08 PM »

Monsoon rain or summer heat,
Your frndship is the reason why i breathe,
Tell me dear,
What is sweet...??
Is that you or your heart that beats...!


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«Reply #1211 on: January 30, 2006, 05:35:32 PM »

True love is like a pillow,
You can bug when ur in trouble,
You can cry on when ur in pain,
U can embrace when ur happy,
So when u need true love............
Spend Rs50/- to buy a pillow.........!


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«Reply #1212 on: January 30, 2006, 08:18:12 PM »

nice aashu .....hmmmmmmm whts ur full name


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«Reply #1213 on: January 30, 2006, 08:22:25 PM »

Milna itfak tha Bichdna nasib tha,
Wo itna dur hua jitna karib tha,
Usko dekhne k liye tarsti reh gai meri ankhen,
Jis shaks ki hatheli pe mera naseeb tha.