my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1140 on: December 19, 2005, 06:55:08 PM »
@Ek truck k pichhe likha tha "hum do, humare do. Chhota pariwar, sukhi pariwar" aur niche likha th@ "bittu, rinku, chinku, minku te pinku de daddy di gaddi"
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«Reply #1141 on: December 19, 2005, 07:01:14 PM »
A NOTICE in a factory for the girl-workers,
If ur skirt is long,
protect urself frm mechanical machines.
If it is short,
protect urself frm mchnical enginers!
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«Reply #1142 on: December 19, 2005, 07:04:39 PM »
A man was sitting with his wife in a bar. When he left for toilet, another lady came 2 his wife & said "PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAAD ME LAFDA KARHTA HAI"
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«Reply #1143 on: December 19, 2005, 07:05:11 PM »
Meet in Rajastan, Love in Pakistan, Marriage in Devastan, Take Honymoon in Afganistan, But don't bring ur population to our hindustan.....
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«Reply #1144 on: December 19, 2005, 07:10:42 PM »
He
was
forcing
her
HE
said
it wont
pain

HE

asked her
2 open

so
she
opend
then


HE put
in



it
PAIND


when
HE pulld
out



Started bleeding


rude DENTIST.
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«Reply #1145 on: December 19, 2005, 07:12:36 PM »
Zindagi ki har dagar or har mod par
milte hain dost ap jaise,
 Jaane bhagwan ne itne
Manufacturing Defect kiye kaise.
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«Reply #1146 on: December 19, 2005, 07:24:04 PM »
Dedicated 2 OurParents
"Neend Apni Bhula Kar Sulaya Humko,
Ansu Apne Gira Kar Hasaya Humko
Dard Kabhi NaDena Us Khuda KiTasveer Ko,
Khuda Bhi Kehta Hai Ma-Bap isko
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«Reply #1147 on: December 19, 2005, 07:25:45 PM »
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. Priest prayed,God plz close my eyes.When he opened his eyes, girl was naked. Then he prayed God plz close u r eyes !
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«Reply #1148 on: December 19, 2005, 07:27:11 PM »
Aaj fir tum nazar nahi aye'..


Fir tamanna ke ful murzaye.


Na jane kin galio me kho gaye tum,

Hum to police station se pagal khane tak dhund aaye'..
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«Reply #1149 on: December 19, 2005, 07:28:42 PM »
Gul gaye, Gulistan gaye,
Ped par sirf patte reh gaye...
Saare shayar to kabke mar gaye,
Magar meri shaayri padhne ke liye
sirf ULLU ke PAttHE reh gaye...
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«Reply #1150 on: December 19, 2005, 07:30:32 PM »
Tere hotho pe jam hai tere gaalo pe gulfam hai.tujhe doodh ki kya zaroorat,
teri girlfriend ke seene pe Do- Do dairy farm hai
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«Reply #1151 on: December 19, 2005, 07:31:45 PM »
Tomorow My lover AISHWARiya RAI's Birthday so iam going 2 mumbai pls don't call or send sms in that time.Any important mater call my P.A.
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«Reply #1152 on: December 19, 2005, 07:32:46 PM »
Sales manager: do u have any previous sales experience ? Applicant : yes sir, i sold my house,my car,my furniture & almost all my wife's jewellery.
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«Reply #1153 on: December 19, 2005, 07:33:23 PM »
Gadhe ko bandha hua hai
Batao vo dur padi ghaas kaise khayega..?





Haar mani.?



Mani ke nahi..?



Maan li na haar.?







"Gadhe ne bhi maan li thi..!"
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«Reply #1154 on: December 19, 2005, 07:34:07 PM »
Plz dont give me any miss. Call or sms for next 1 hour coz i m in meeting with P.M.
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