my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1230 on: January 31, 2006, 07:23:59 PM »
,,,**,,, Bring
*  ._. * ur phone
(  .__, ) close 2
 >+++< ur cheek.
,,,**,,,
* -.- *
(  '*' /.. dishum...
 >+++<                why no sms?
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«Reply #1231 on: January 31, 2006, 07:27:20 PM »
Girls can wear all the boys items like T.Shirt, pant,shirt,jeans,lungies.etc butshe cannot wear one thing wat that.Guess?
CONDOM Hee he
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«Reply #1232 on: January 31, 2006, 07:30:41 PM »
Hum "khaak" zameen kì hokar uss chand ki hasrat kar baithe,..
woh cheez khuda se unchi thi... hum jisse "mohabbat" kar baithe......
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«Reply #1233 on: January 31, 2006, 07:38:33 PM »
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
jis din aapko apne hathon se banaya hoga,
usne bhi bahaye honge ansu,
jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga ...
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«Reply #1234 on: January 31, 2006, 07:42:47 PM »
Na tasveer hai aapki jo deedar kiya jaye
na aap pass ho jo pyaar kiya jaye.
yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aapne na
kuch kaha jaye na aapke bina raha jaye
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«Reply #1235 on: January 31, 2006, 07:51:04 PM »
thought of the day:  "agar aap bus pe chadein...yaa phir bus aap pe chadein....dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai....
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«Reply #1236 on: January 31, 2006, 07:55:39 PM »
thought of the day:  "agar aap bus pe chadein...yaa phir bus aap pe chadein....dono marthaba ticket aapko hi kaatna padta hai....
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«Reply #1237 on: January 31, 2006, 07:58:11 PM »
May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever... then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty...!
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«Reply #1238 on: January 31, 2006, 08:02:24 PM »
How to humiliate an archaeologist?
Give him a used 'whisper' and ask him, to which 'period' it belong to.
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«Reply #1239 on: January 31, 2006, 08:55:09 PM »
Once a donkey slapped sardar & ran away, sardar also ran 2 catch d donkey sardar saw a zebra & startd beating him n said track suit pahen ke dhoka deta hai sala
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«Reply #1240 on: January 31, 2006, 08:56:23 PM »
A sparrow was in love with a White rose.. One fine day this sparrow proposed the white rose.. The white rose told when She turns  red She'll love Him.. Sparrow tares His body and slowly spreads his blood on the white rose and it turns red and fell in love but the sparrow is no more..This is love..
If you really love someone forward this msg to all the ppl who u know. Spread love
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«Reply #1241 on: January 31, 2006, 08:56:56 PM »
Ye haste muskurate mausam jahan honge,
ae dost jaan lo ke hum waha honge,
ek pal me aao hum ye zindagi jee le,
kal jane tum kahan aur hum kaha honge
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«Reply #1242 on: January 31, 2006, 08:57:32 PM »
Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?

Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai... Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..
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«Reply #1243 on: January 31, 2006, 08:59:31 PM »
"If MBA Persons Starts making Films.Names wil: Janam SEMINAR Karo,
PLANNING ho na ho,
MBA Koì Khel Nahì,
Hamare LAPTOP Aapke pas haì,
Maine MBA-VTU Kyun kiya"
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«Reply #1244 on: January 31, 2006, 09:01:42 PM »
Mobile repair karne wale ko loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kaise explain karega:DOCTOR saab subeh se missed call aa rahi hain. outgoing mein taklif ho rahi hai. subeh se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain, aur pet main balance nahi bach raha, jitna bhi recharge karoo utna poora kharch ho raha hai...
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