my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #1260 on: February 02, 2006, 12:47:51 PM »

A girl in sexy mood touched d long penis of a horse,who jumped & ran away
The horse owner came & said:Now u touch mine too, I've to catch horse


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«Reply #1261 on: February 02, 2006, 12:54:33 PM »

Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!


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«Reply #1262 on: February 02, 2006, 12:55:42 PM »

Muje police ne bahut mara or 1 hi baat puchhi, tumara wo dost kaha hai,Jo 50 Rs me 3 bar gand deta hai,bahut mar khai pr kasam se tera Naam nahi liya...


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«Reply #1263 on: February 02, 2006, 12:57:15 PM »

U r an indian if:
-U try to re-use gift wrappers
-U stand next to da 2 largest suitcases at da airport
-U name ur kids in rhymes(sita, rita)
-U cram ur family car with as many people as possible
-U use plastic to cover anything new,from t.v.remote to car
-U'r kitchen shelf is full of jars got free 4 some items
-U make distance calls only after 11
-U call an older person who u never met "uncle"
-And u'll 4ward dis 2 all u'r friends only if its free


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«Reply #1264 on: February 02, 2006, 12:58:13 PM »

BREAKING NEWS . Deve Gowda has been nominated for oscar for best acting,director, producer-for the film: KUMARA-THE RISING SON..


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«Reply #1265 on: February 02, 2006, 12:59:26 PM »

Guy with green,red&blue coloured hair to old man staring at him-Whatz up Oldie,never done anythin wild?Oldie-Yeh,Fucked a peacock once,so wondering if u r my son....


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«Reply #1266 on: February 02, 2006, 01:01:50 PM »

As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif....


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«Reply #1267 on: February 02, 2006, 01:02:55 PM »

Ganguly's Son:- "Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?"

Ganguly's Wife:- "Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai.....!!..


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«Reply #1268 on: February 02, 2006, 01:10:35 PM »

Professor : What Does that "V" on Yr T-Shirt Stand for?
College Girl : "Virgin". Professor : R U a Virgin?
College Girl : Well, it's a 5 Years Old TShirt...


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«Reply #1269 on: February 02, 2006, 01:11:27 PM »

Sardarji'S wifes Pregnancy
Re_port: SHE WAS NOT PREGNANT, IT WAS GAS PROBLAM. Sardarji DISAPPOINTED. HEY BHAGWAN MUJHE LUND DIYA KE HAWA BHARNE KA PUMP DIYA


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«Reply #1270 on: February 02, 2006, 01:13:06 PM »

Jane woh kaisi hogi shayad woh aisi hogi ye phir woh waisi hogi jayada mat soch tere sapno ki rani bilkul jassi jaisi hogi


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«Reply #1271 on: February 02, 2006, 01:13:57 PM »

A couple met wid an accident. wen they woke up n d hospital, d gal lost her eyes.months pasd, d guy left d gal, coz he was discouraged 4 havin a blind gal frd. after a yr, d gal died in despair. d guy went 2 her burial, n saw a letter on top of her coffin.. d letter was 4 him. it said "take care of my eyes darling.. i Luv u so much" !!


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«Reply #1272 on: February 02, 2006, 01:18:22 PM »

Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.


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«Reply #1273 on: February 02, 2006, 01:22:34 PM »

Plumber:Sorry I am late, I couldnt get here any sooner. Man in house:Well,time has not been wasted. While we were waiting for you I taught my wife how to swim....