my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1320 on: February 05, 2006, 05:49:49 AM »
Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta?
2sra : nahin
1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai?
2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai.
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«Reply #1321 on: February 05, 2006, 06:11:44 AM »
Teacher: what you learn in the story of SATHYA HARISHCHANDRA student: kasht k samay pe biwi ko bech dena chahiye
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«Reply #1322 on: February 05, 2006, 06:17:29 AM »
Mana ki apke bahut se diwane hai...
jo humse haseen aur siyane hai,
Magar phir bhi hume gila nahi...
kyonke hum aapke apne aur wo begane hai.
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«Reply #1323 on: February 05, 2006, 06:19:45 AM »
Main lafzon se kuch bhi izhaar nahi karta, iska matlab ye nahin ki main usse pyaar nahin karta, Chahta hoon main use aaj bhi, par uski soch mein apna waqt bekaar nahin karta, Tamaasha na ban jaye kahin mohabbat meri, isliye apne dard ka izhaar nahin karta, Jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hoon main, uske liye Khuda se taqraar nahin karta, par kuch to baat hai uski baaton mein, warna use chahne ki khata baar-baar nahin karta..
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«Reply #1324 on: February 05, 2006, 06:23:17 AM »
Do you know the full form of college C-come O-on L-lets L-love E-each G-girl E-equally... Thats why boys go to college regularly...
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«Reply #1325 on: February 05, 2006, 06:24:04 AM »
A little bird was flying back home in winter
The bird froze and fell to the ground
A cow came by and dropped some dung on it
Bird began to realize how warm it was
& soon began to sing with joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing & dug him out cleaned him and ate him

Lessons to Learn:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
And
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!!!
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«Reply #1326 on: February 05, 2006, 06:26:23 AM »
Dil k kareeb aa k wo jab door ho gaye,
saare haseen khwaab chur-chur ho gye,
hamne wafa nibhayi to badnamiyan mili,
aur jo log bewafa the woh mashoor ho gaye
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«Reply #1327 on: February 05, 2006, 06:27:12 AM »
Really very funny... Bahut hi mazedaar hai...
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«Reply #1328 on: February 05, 2006, 06:28:05 AM »
Which is the longest Toilet in the world?

Ans:Indian railway track coz

V can use it frm knyakumari 2 kashmir...Proud to b such INDIAN!

Aisi azadi aur kahan.
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«Reply #1329 on: February 05, 2006, 06:29:35 AM »
Srdr: my son has swallowed a key Doctor:when
Sardar:3 months back
Doctor:but what u were doing all these days
Sardar:till now i was using duplicate...
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«Reply #1330 on: February 05, 2006, 06:29:52 AM »
Lolz...
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«Reply #1331 on: February 05, 2006, 06:31:01 AM »
Son: Papa today I had sex with My teacher.


Dad: Thats great,
"yeh hui na Mardon wali baat,chalo party ho jaye".
Son: Not today dad,"Aaj Gaand Me dard hai".
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«Reply #1332 on: February 05, 2006, 06:33:41 AM »
Once a train accidented,coz of a monkey.

MAN:driver r u not tried to ran d monkey?.

DRIVER: I tried but it ran out of d track.
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«Reply #1333 on: February 05, 2006, 06:36:46 AM »
This is just a msg to test........ Please Don't scroll further down.














Test result positive, AAPKI gaand me keede bahut hai !
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«Reply #1334 on: February 05, 2006, 06:40:10 AM »
doctor: what food u feed ur new baby?

young mom: breast milk and orange juice.

doctor: which side of breast u have orange juice?
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