my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1350 on: February 08, 2006, 04:48:00 AM »

In life Never look down on anybody.... . . . . . . unless you are getting a nice cleavage shot !!!


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«Reply #1351 on: February 08, 2006, 04:49:08 AM »

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«Reply #1352 on: February 08, 2006, 04:50:05 AM »

Dil cheer k dikhayenge to bhi humara DARD nahin milega
Dil cheer k dikhayenge to bhi humara DARD nahi milega

KYONKI....

DARD TO SIR ME HO RAHA HAI.


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«Reply #1353 on: February 08, 2006, 04:50:35 AM »

Lady teacher making fun of short boy,"you have to stand on bench to drink milk". Boy smiled and said- "you have to kneel down to suck a lollipop.."


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«Reply #1354 on: February 08, 2006, 04:51:08 AM »

Pesh hai pehli baar aapke phone mein nahata hua ladki :-

aj thand hai, kAl nahaegi


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«Reply #1355 on: February 08, 2006, 04:51:35 AM »

Jeena chahte hai, magar Zindagi raas nahi ati,
Mrna chahte hai, Magar Maut pas nahi ati,
Bahut udas hai Hum is Zindgi se,
Kismat bhi tadpane se baaz nahi aati..


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«Reply #1356 on: February 08, 2006, 04:52:26 AM »

Cat: hello elephant! How old r u? Elephant: Im just 5 years old.
Cat: 5? But ur lookin so big..
Elphant: Im a complan boy.
What about u?
Cat: Im just 30.
Elephat: 30?!!
But ur loking so small Cat: Yah im a santoor girl.,!


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«Reply #1357 on: February 08, 2006, 04:52:49 AM »

Girl:What do U like in me? Sardar:That 2 White Balls having Black Dots in it. Girl:What r u talking about? Sardar:Im talking about ur Eyes.


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«Reply #1358 on: February 08, 2006, 04:53:10 AM »

How does a sardarji dial 9886098860? First he dials 98860 and then presses "REDIAL"


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«Reply #1359 on: February 08, 2006, 04:56:05 AM »

A dark guy was walkin on d road... His pants wer torn at d back... Sardarji came to him n said..."oye, tussi pant ke peeche damaar laga hai jee"...


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«Reply #1360 on: February 08, 2006, 04:56:28 AM »

A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.


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«Reply #1361 on: February 08, 2006, 05:00:13 AM »

Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can u read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur ka¿an.€


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«Reply #1362 on: February 08, 2006, 05:00:47 AM »

Thought of the day:- "MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!" B'coz.............................

CONDOMS are cheaper than BULLETS!
Pass this message 4 world peace...


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«Reply #1363 on: February 08, 2006, 06:33:46 PM »

Why is snooker called a wrong game ? because u hold a stick and put the ball in the hole insted of holding the balls and putting stick in the hole....