my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM
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«Reply #1380 on: March 05, 2006, 10:28:18 AM »
An interview for the post of ELECTRICAL ENGINEER
Interviewer:How does an electric motor run?
sardarji: torrrrrrr............
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1381 on: March 05, 2006, 11:06:32 AM »
santa banta lost in jungle.after 2 days of struggle 4 food &water,
santa:banta u please fuck me
banta:why?
santa:kuch to andar jaiga
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1382 on: March 05, 2006, 11:33:57 AM »
police ask sardar:tumhara dost kaisa mara?
sardar:o ji main nahi jaanta..usne bola"mere pet me choohe daud rahe hai"to maine use choohe marne ki dawaa khila di...!
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aashu
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«Reply #1383 on: March 05, 2006, 08:21:27 PM »
:evil: arsenmen...........
maine likha gaya nahi... :lol:
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sanya310
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«Reply #1384 on: March 06, 2006, 03:26:48 PM »
Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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sanya310
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«Reply #1385 on: March 06, 2006, 03:27:54 PM »
sardar kya sochte sochte marr gaya???



"meri behen ke do bhai, to mera sirf ek kaise??"
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sanya310
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«Reply #1386 on: March 06, 2006, 03:28:48 PM »
Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai.
Kyon?
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Kyon?
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Socho.
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Nahi pata?
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Kyonki
Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1387 on: March 06, 2006, 05:14:27 PM »
thanks from ur contribusion sanyaji
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aashu
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«Reply #1388 on: March 06, 2006, 06:36:16 PM »
hamari to dua hai koi gilaa nahi hai,
wo gulaab jo aaj tak khilla nahi,
Zindagi mai aap ko wo sab kuch mile,
jo duniya mai aaj tak kissi ko milaa nahi.
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aashu
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«Reply #1389 on: March 06, 2006, 06:39:57 PM »
3 tips to break a mirror...

1-Throw a stone on it.
2-Take d mirror n just drop it down.
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U just go n stand b4 it n SMILE!!!!!!!!!
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aashu
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«Reply #1390 on: March 06, 2006, 06:43:18 PM »
Main tumse kuch kehnaa chahti hu....
Wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaaye,
Wahi pyaar k teen akshar,
The 3 golden words......
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"Sudhar Ja Nalaayaq"
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aashu
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«Reply #1391 on: March 06, 2006, 06:45:51 PM »
Poetry by doctor married to a nurse...
"Hoon mai doctor jahan,
Meri biwi hai nurse wahan,
Kaisa zulm sehnaa pad raha hai,
Mujhe meri biwi ko SISTER kehnaa pad raha hai..."
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aashu
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«Reply #1392 on: March 06, 2006, 06:53:40 PM »
A couple met wid an accident.
Wen dey woke up in the hospital,
the boy lost his eyes.Months passed the girl left the boy coz she didnt want to have a blind boyfrnd.
After a year the boy died in despair...
The girl went to his burial.
And saw a letter on top of the grave.The letter was 4 her.
It said"Darling,Take care of my eyes wich i donated to u...I LOVE U SOO MUCH....."
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1393 on: March 06, 2006, 10:25:55 PM »
Quote from: "aashu"
A couple met wid an accident.
Wen dey woke up in the hospital,
the boy lost his eyes.Months passed the girl left the boy coz she didnt want to have a blind boyfrnd.
After a year the boy died in despair...
The girl went to his burial.
And saw a letter on top of the grave.The letter was 4 her.
It said"Darling,Take care of my eyes wich i donated to you...I LOVE you SOO MUCH....."
take care of my eyes bas utna hi tha msg...yeh i love u so much kis k vaasthe hai.... :lol:
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aashu
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«Reply #1394 on: March 07, 2006, 08:53:13 PM »
wo ladka bolta ladki ku......... :evil:
wo msg kis k liye bhi nahi haiiiiiiiiii....
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