my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1440 on: March 18, 2006, 08:46:11 AM »
Lolz... Bade hi mazedaar hai Shareef bhai...
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«Reply #1441 on: March 19, 2006, 04:57:24 AM »
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
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«Reply #1442 on: March 19, 2006, 04:59:34 AM »
What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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«Reply #1443 on: March 19, 2006, 06:02:53 AM »
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«Reply #1444 on: March 19, 2006, 06:09:22 AM »
Bihari riding a horse crosses the signal, the police whistles to him asking him to stop.Bihari lift the horses tail and tells" LE NUMBER NOTE KAR LE..."
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«Reply #1445 on: March 20, 2006, 06:50:07 AM »
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waise  kaunsa sms tha yeh jo itna offensive tha ....bhool gaya mein
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«Reply #1446 on: March 20, 2006, 06:53:00 AM »
itne bhi na-samaj nahi ho shareef janab :p

tum nahi sudaroge..ab bhukto :p

maine kitne baar bola hai aise waise sms na post karo

meri maane tab na..abhi saare sms edit hojayge jo

non-veg hain :p
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«Reply #1447 on: March 20, 2006, 06:02:56 PM »
mallika: i have been raped in d dark by a sardar!
police: how do u know that he was a sardar?
mallika: coz i had to tell him wht 2 do & how 2 do?...
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«Reply #1448 on: March 20, 2006, 06:12:26 PM »
sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati...
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«Reply #1449 on: March 20, 2006, 06:18:02 PM »
A gorgeous girl. walks up 2 a professor's cabin & says : I will do anything 2 pass d exam


Prof: Anything?


Girl :YES






Prof: Then go & study!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1450 on: March 20, 2006, 06:28:05 PM »
What is the  

height  

of

mixed emotions???


when ur mother in law falls from

7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1451 on: March 20, 2006, 06:32:02 PM »
height of desire towards music:

a boy putting fashion channel and hearing to the background music closing his eyes......
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«Reply #1452 on: March 20, 2006, 06:34:40 PM »
A sardar used to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go alone...
Why???










Because the dog
graduated....!!!
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«Reply #1453 on: March 20, 2006, 06:40:49 PM »
whats the similarity between fat girls and mopeds?




Both are fun 2 ride but u wud never like ur friends to know about either!!!!
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«Reply #1454 on: March 20, 2006, 07:08:52 PM »
People who do lots of work...make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work...make less mistakes,
People who do no work...make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes...get promoted.
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