my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1455 on: March 21, 2006, 12:39:52 AM »

Santa in an antique shop, “Do you have anything new?”


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aashu

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«Reply #1456 on: March 21, 2006, 05:00:43 PM »

To walk is easy but to walk alone is difficult,
Being missed by someone is nice,
But missing some one is painful,
So i dont want to MISS U!


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aashu

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«Reply #1457 on: March 21, 2006, 05:04:36 PM »

Never look for beauty,
Beauty will fade away ! day,
never look for good skin it,
It will grow old 1 day,
But look for a loyal heart,
wich will miss u every day...!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1458 on: March 21, 2006, 11:47:12 PM »

Unki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to dil kya kare.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1459 on: March 21, 2006, 11:47:40 PM »

U know wich is d best day to propose a girl.

April 1 . U know y ?
If she accepts ok. Otherwise tell april fooooll....,:-)


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«Reply #1460 on: March 21, 2006, 11:50:26 PM »

Dua mile Bando se,Saath mile apno se: Khushiya mile jagse,Daulat mile rab se: Pyar mile sab se, Yahi dua hai rab se,ke aap khush rahen humare SMS se. happy9


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«Reply #1461 on: March 21, 2006, 11:51:49 PM »

Woh Yaad Aaye Bhulate Bhulate,

DiL Ke Zakhm Ubhar Aaye Chupate Chupate,

Sikhaya Tha Jisne Muskurana,
Usi Ne Rulaya Humko Hasate HasTe.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1462 on: March 22, 2006, 12:03:02 AM »

1Medical student ne apni classmet ko khun se likha leter dekar kaha,Muje iska ans jarur dena.Ladki Ne Ans DiyaTumara blodgrupA+ hai or hemoglobin Ki kami hai


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«Reply #1463 on: March 22, 2006, 12:04:38 AM »

What is n example of BRAVERY? When u are suffering from serious LOOSE MOTIONS n still take a chance to fart!!!


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Tarzan Bacha

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«Reply #1464 on: March 22, 2006, 12:08:36 AM »

cool arsenman april fool wali sms b post kar dein
KEEP IT UP
All R Superb


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1465 on: March 22, 2006, 12:09:42 AM »

MAFI NAMA: Agar mere msgs se aap pareshan ho aur gussa bhi aata ho to aap apne mobile ko Kachre k dabbe me faik dena kyo ki hum nahi sudhrenge...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1466 on: March 22, 2006, 12:11:55 AM »

Paane se khone ka maza aur hai..
Band aankhon main rone ka maza aur hai...
Aansoo bane lafz aur lafz ghazal...
aur us ghazal main tere hone ka maza aur hai!


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«Reply #1467 on: March 22, 2006, 12:13:56 AM »

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