my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1425 on: March 16, 2006, 06:27:11 PM »
Meri tabiyat theek nahi hai,   Dr. ko dikhaya hai.Dr. ne kaha  hai kisi bewkuf ko msg karo theek ho jaoge   ab kuch achcha lag raha hai..;
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«Reply #1426 on: March 16, 2006, 06:30:54 PM »
A frustrated father's defensive reply in 1 line to his offensive unruly son....................     I SHOULD HAVE WASTED U IN THE BATHROOM!
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«Reply #1427 on: March 16, 2006, 06:33:42 PM »
SARDAR in a hospital told 2 NURSE ILuvU.Aapne mera DIL Churaya hai.NURSE told ye kya badi baat hai?Mujse pehale Dr ne Aapka KIDNEY churaya hai.
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«Reply #1428 on: March 16, 2006, 06:41:59 PM »
A sardar passing through
a Jungle,
A Chudail stops him &
says: HU HOO HA HA HA,
Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar: Menu pata he, teri
ek behen, meri biwi hai.
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«Reply #1429 on: March 16, 2006, 06:45:54 PM »
One liners :
*smokin helps u lose w8 1 lung at a time
*wen I red abt de evils of drinkin i gave up readin
*sign on a famous beauty parlour-don't whistle at a girl goin out frm here She mayb ur grandmother
*my grandfather is 80 & still dsnt need glasses he drinks st8 out of de bottle
*a traffic slogan-don let ur kids drive if dey r'nt old enof or else dey ll neve b....
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«Reply #1430 on: March 16, 2006, 07:05:46 PM »
Motto of new generation:"Na hum shaadi karenge na apne bachchon ko karne denge!!!"
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«Reply #1431 on: March 16, 2006, 07:13:22 PM »
Kaise kahoon, un dino mein bahut mushkil hoti hai, party time, nachna, khelna, khaana peena aur woh bhi... Aise mein daag lagne ki tension.

Magar
ab
mere
paas hai
safty.
kyon ki maine ab kharid liya hai sirf 20 rupaye mein apne mobile ka cover. Ab mobile pe daag lagne ka darr gayab
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«Reply #1432 on: March 16, 2006, 07:37:26 PM »
Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..
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«Reply #1433 on: March 17, 2006, 05:31:37 AM »
Q.What is the saddest part of hindi film sholay?Huh?

A.Ek to thakur ki biwi hi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske hath bhi kaat diye....
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«Reply #1434 on: March 17, 2006, 07:05:01 AM »
ahahahahahahaahahahhaahha abay arsemen bolay tu aik dam jhakksaaaa Winking ahahahahah hasi he nai ruk rahy yar hahahahahahh  hath bhi kat diye tongue3
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alam
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«Reply #1435 on: March 17, 2006, 07:09:48 AM »
Jaani Jin tufano mein logon ke ashiyane ud jaya karte hain...


Un tufano mein hum apne
underwear Sukhate hainnnn :lol:
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«Reply #1436 on: March 17, 2006, 07:51:29 PM »
Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..
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«Reply #1437 on: March 17, 2006, 08:11:15 PM »
Take my advice dont carry umbrella on a rainy day........ Keep whisper on ur head, coz "yeh ghanto tak geele pan ka ehsaas bhi na hone de"...
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«Reply #1438 on: March 17, 2006, 08:35:27 PM »
Bhai badal gaya hai zamana.
Nahi nahaye toh kya sharmana,
ab toh hai aapke pas readymade bahana '
DO bucket paani Rozana hai bachana..
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«Reply #1439 on: March 18, 2006, 03:43:21 AM »
Agar mohabbat meri sachi hai tho
ek din zaroor mila degi
Agar zidd meri pakki hei tho
aye khuda aasman ko bhi hila degi
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