my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1335 on: February 05, 2006, 06:41:23 AM »

Sardar parked his car in no parking area. when he retnd saw a notice sticked on D car "Parking Fine". Sardar writes back "Thanks 4 D complement.


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«Reply #1336 on: February 05, 2006, 06:42:31 AM »

A Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.Sardar:sir I am learnng drivng
Cop:widout instructor? Sardar:ye correspondance course hai


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«Reply #1337 on: February 05, 2006, 06:43:13 AM »

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea...Im new to this city..


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«Reply #1338 on: February 05, 2006, 06:43:53 AM »

Muddat ho gai un tanhaio ko guzre,
fir ab bhi in aankho me wo khamoshi kyu he?
Tod diya yakin mohabbat par se jisne mera,
wo sakhs ab bhi pyar ke kabil kyu hai?.


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«Reply #1339 on: February 05, 2006, 06:44:26 AM »

3 Sardars talking abt Aids
1: Mai to condom k bina karta nahi
2: Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu
3: Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Padosi se karwata hun.


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«Reply #1340 on: February 05, 2006, 06:44:55 AM »

IMRAN HASHMI on d toilet seat guess wich song he'l b singin?guess
guess?
guess
if u lost it den sing in rhythm .oooooh.ek baar aja aja aja


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«Reply #1341 on: February 05, 2006, 06:45:37 AM »

Once sardar and his son went nepal . His son asked why al people looks same. . Sardar said al they are may be children of one mother so al they looks same


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«Reply #1342 on: February 05, 2006, 06:47:09 AM »

Muskurate palko pe sanam aate hai,

Aap kya jane kaha se hamare gum aate hai,

Aaj bhi us mod pe khade hai jaha...

Kisi ne kaha tha thehro hum abhi aate hai.!


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«Reply #1343 on: February 05, 2006, 06:47:53 AM »

Snta-yar kal maine tuje kitni bar cal kiya lekin tune nahi uthaya.
Banta-kyo uthau, jo maine 30rs de ke gaana lagwaya hai,use tera baap sunega


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«Reply #1344 on: February 05, 2006, 06:52:35 AM »

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha oy!yaar agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar -kuch nahi yaar ,hame candle light me t.v dekhna padta...


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«Reply #1345 on: February 05, 2006, 06:54:25 AM »

Kushion se naraz hai meri Zindgi...
Pyar ki motaz hai meri Zindgi..
Has Leti hun logo ko dikane k liye....
Varna dard ki kitab he meri Zindgi


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«Reply #1346 on: February 05, 2006, 06:55:31 AM »

Har lal rang RED nahi hota,har murda DEAD nahi hota,kaise kahu par sach hai,har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahi hota. M-most A-attractive D-dost... happy9


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«Reply #1347 on: February 05, 2006, 07:00:27 AM »

Jab tumhe dekha my heart starts flying,
Tumse milne ko I alawys keep trying,
Jab tum dur jao I feel like crying,
Abe itne tension mat le yar I was just lieing.