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by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1530 on: April 05, 2006, 05:09:31 PM »
Interviewer: "What is a Skeleton?"
 
Sardar: "Sir, Skeleton is a Person who  started Dieting but forgot to stop it.....!"
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«Reply #1531 on: April 05, 2006, 05:11:23 PM »
What was the biggest tragedy of the movie Sholay?    Ek to Thakur ki biwi nahi thi,       uper se Gabber ne uske haath bhi kaat diye!
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«Reply #1532 on: April 05, 2006, 05:13:05 PM »
Madam asks "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Johnny, after a moment "Legs."
madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Johnny: "Pockets."

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Johnny: Coconut

Madam: Wht does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down n a dog does on three legs?
Johny: Shake hand
Moral: Be innocent like johny
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«Reply #1533 on: April 05, 2006, 05:15:28 PM »
What is LOVE?  
     
     Its just that a gal searching for a sponsor and a guy hoping for a good return on investment.......
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«Reply #1534 on: April 05, 2006, 05:23:44 PM »
Height of bad luck -

"a vegetarian eating his first piece of chiken and dies of bird flu" :->
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«Reply #1535 on: April 05, 2006, 05:24:40 PM »
Ek dada ne apne pote se kaha"zara kamre se mere daant la de Pota-aabhi khana to bana hi nahi, kya karna hai daant leke Dada-saamne wali buddi ko SMILE deni hai.
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«Reply #1536 on: April 05, 2006, 05:25:31 PM »
Geography & History r usually inversely proportional
 A girl with good geography will have a bad history &  a girl with good history will a bad geography.
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«Reply #1537 on: April 05, 2006, 05:27:32 PM »
A teacher was teaching grammar. After teaching He asked a little Sardar to say a COMPOUND sentence   He said  .  .  .  .  .  .STICK NO BILLS.......
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«Reply #1538 on: April 05, 2006, 05:29:27 PM »
Raj: meet my wife Anu.

Anand:oh i knw her.

Raj:how?

Ana: v hd been sleeping together

Raj:Wat d hell?

Ana:20 yrs ago..In our history class!!!!
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«Reply #1539 on: April 05, 2006, 05:31:33 PM »
Ye duniyawale bhi bade ajib hote hai,
kabhi hamse dur kabhi karib hote hai.
Dard na batao to hamein kayer kahte hai ,
aur dard batao do to  SHAYER kahte hai!!
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«Reply #1540 on: April 06, 2006, 10:45:59 AM »
hmmmm


YAD KARNA BHI NA CHAHO GAY YAAD AIN GAY HUM,
TERE NEENDO TERY KHABON PAY CHHAH JAN GAY HUM,
HAR EK SHAY MAIN DEKHO GAY TASVEER MERE,
JAB TERE POHANCH SY BOHAT DUR NIKAL JAIN GAY HUM,.....
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«Reply #1541 on: April 06, 2006, 12:55:22 PM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
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YAD KARNA BHI NA CHAHO GAY YAAD AIN GAY HUM,
TERE NEENDO TERY KHABON PAY CHHAH JAN GAY HUM,
HAR EK SHAY MAIN DEKHO GAY TASVEER MERE,
JAB TERE POHANCH SY BOHAT DUR NIKAL JAIN GAY HUM,.....


Gud one Salma..
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«Reply #1542 on: April 07, 2006, 05:02:24 AM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
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YAD KARNA BHI NA CHAHO GAY YAAD AIN GAY HUM,
TERE NEENDO TERY KHABON PAY CHHAH JAN GAY HUM,
HAR EK SHAY MAIN DEKHO GAY TASVEER MERE,
JAB TERE POHANCH SY BOHAT DUR NIKAL JAIN GAY HUM,.....



acchi shayari hai babez .....par tum yeh sab mere ko kahe nahi bejthi
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«Reply #1543 on: April 07, 2006, 10:53:21 AM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Quote from: "salma4u"
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YAD KARNA BHI NA CHAHO GAY YAAD AIN GAY HUM,
TERE NEENDO TERY KHABON PAY CHHAH JAN GAY HUM,
HAR EK SHAY MAIN DEKHO GAY TASVEER MERE,
JAB TERE POHANCH SY BOHAT DUR NIKAL JAIN GAY HUM,.....



acchi shayari hai babez .....par tum yeh sab mere ko kahe nahi bejthi


Thanks neer bhaiya
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arey shareef pagal...jaan-buj ke he send nahi kar rahi hu :p he he

nahi to ...mein jo bhi apko fwd karti hu..aap mujse phele yahan post kar dete ho...aur mein yahan post kya karon then...mere collection aaphe dal dooge to mein kya post karon Huh?/ aur aap apne collection bhi kam dalte hain aise kyun???  :oops:  :?  :?:  Puzzled !
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«Reply #1544 on: April 07, 2006, 11:02:57 AM »
Uss ghari har toota hua silsila mil jaye ga,
Jab ussay sach bolnay ka hosla mil jaye ga..
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