my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1560 on: April 10, 2006, 06:21:00 AM »

U
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someone
i

don't
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to
lose...

U
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someone
i

won't
forget...

U
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someone
who

is
special

to
me...

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WAT'S UR NAME I FORGOT! --?


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1561 on: April 10, 2006, 06:26:05 AM »

Once in a jungle all d animals wer eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA but a giraffe ws not eating.
Why?

Bcoz
Oonche log Oonchi pasand
MANIKCHAND....


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«Reply #1562 on: April 10, 2006, 06:38:26 AM »

Uski Jheel si ankhon me,
ye Dil Dub jana chahta hai,
lekin fir Dil me ye khayal aata hai ke,
sala Apun ko Swiming kaha aata hai..!!


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«Reply #1563 on: April 10, 2006, 06:40:46 AM »

A Police Constable asks son -Tere marks kam aaye? Main tera Khelna, TV dekhna band kar dunga. Son takes out Rs.50 & says - Papa lo, baat yahi khatam kar do


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1564 on: April 10, 2006, 06:43:32 AM »

nice.......!!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1565 on: April 10, 2006, 06:43:46 AM »

If u luv some1 don keep in ur heart,keep in ur nails.bcoz if u fail in luv,don't break ur heart just cut ur nail"..Tats y girls grow very lengthy nails.!


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«Reply #1566 on: April 10, 2006, 06:45:08 AM »

Ek admi ne sardarji se kaha yar tumne college ana kyu chod diya? Sardarji -yar actually mere dad keh rahe the k ek jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam ho jati hai


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«Reply #1567 on: April 10, 2006, 06:48:11 AM »

ahem ahem nice ones...nail wala sms Shocked


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«Reply #1568 on: April 10, 2006, 06:48:32 AM »

Height of tragedy: after shootin d song wid shiv raj kumar in d film "JOGI"....... Yana gupta askd director prem..... WHR S D HERO...!


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«Reply #1569 on: April 10, 2006, 06:49:00 AM »

Teacher 2 sardar: Where u were born? Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher: Spell it? Sardar: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa...


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«Reply #1570 on: April 10, 2006, 06:49:11 AM »

Edited by Yoindia Monitor : salma4u

reason: use of objectionable language is not allowed sorry...!


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«Reply #1571 on: April 10, 2006, 06:51:35 AM »

Edited by Yoindia Monitor :salma4u

reason : objectionable language...plz dont post such type of msg out here...!!

plz hav a look at our rules n regulation...!!!


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«Reply #1572 on: April 10, 2006, 07:00:34 AM »

Tum Ne Suna hai ?

Nahi Suna?

Realy Nai Suna?

CNN pe?

BBC?

PTV?

Geo?

Nahi?

Fm100pr tu sna hoga?

In pe B nai suna?

Tu Mujh se he sun lo MISS "U"


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«Reply #1573 on: April 10, 2006, 07:01:51 AM »

A ki biwi B
B ki babhi C
C ki baiti V
V ka dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki baiti T
ab batao A & T ka rishta kya hai. If you think tht you are smart send ans in 2 mins.