my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1605 on: April 13, 2006, 06:59:27 AM »
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
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«Reply #1606 on: April 13, 2006, 07:01:29 AM »
Boy:Can I touch ur software. Girl:First show me ur hardware. Boy:Should I install it in ur system.
Girl:Cover it with antivirus & then insttall.
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«Reply #1607 on: April 13, 2006, 07:08:04 AM »
Do dost film dekhnay gaye rastay main pan ki dukan se paan khareed liya , aur aagey peeche beth gaye, beech film main aagey bethay dost nai mushkil main kaha yaar peek jama hogayi hai kia karoo peechey walai ne kaha yaar aglay ki jaib main dalday tou usne kaha n ahi is tarah touu s ko pata chal jaye ga tou peechay walai ne kaha abhi tak tujh ko pata chala ?
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«Reply #1608 on: April 13, 2006, 07:12:20 AM »
Kari Jao !!






      Kari Jao !!






Kari Jao !!






     Kari jao !!





BASHARMAO ke tarah  Msg recieve kari jao. Kabhe Khod NA karna . . . . !!
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«Reply #1609 on: April 13, 2006, 07:13:26 AM »
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS parte hi miss call dain....,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS karien.....,
BEVKUF ho to call karien.....,
Aur agar teeno ho to khamosh rahein
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«Reply #1610 on: April 17, 2006, 06:20:01 AM »
1 tha Raja,



1 thi Rani,



Dono mar gye,khatam kahani.

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 Niche kya dead bodies dhund rahe ho?




bola to khatam kahani.
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«Reply #1611 on: April 17, 2006, 06:21:11 AM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
1 tha Raja,



1 thi Rani,



Dono mar gye,khatam kahani.

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 Niche kya dead bodies dhund rahe ho?




bola to khatam kahani.


ye kahaini humne he sunaya tha..chalo apne msg post karo...humare nahi bola na..warna mein kya post karongi he he :p pagal ladka uff
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«Reply #1612 on: April 17, 2006, 06:22:24 AM »
Khud ko bana KABIL itna,
ke har LADKI,
TUJH par LINE maare,
aur TU KAHE:
"IS ROUTE KI SABHI LINES WYAST HAI"..
Krupya,
" 9886658599 dial kare...."
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«Reply #1613 on: April 17, 2006, 06:31:56 AM »
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Quote from: "arsenmen"
1 tha Raja,



1 thi Rani,



Dono mar gye,khatam kahani.

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.



.




 Niche kya dead bodies dhund rahe ho?




bola to khatam kahani.


ye kahaini humne he sunaya tha..chalo apne msg post karo...humare nahi bola na..warna mein kya post karongi he he :p pagal ladka uff




isme tera mera kya hai...........hamara hi tho hai sabkuch....lol
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«Reply #1614 on: April 17, 2006, 06:37:11 AM »
uffffffffffffffffffffff tauba hai...jaane do..tume kuch bolongi to ..!!!
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«Reply #1615 on: April 17, 2006, 06:41:37 AM »
A psychiatrist is a person who will give u expensive answer that ur wife will give u 4 free....
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«Reply #1616 on: April 17, 2006, 06:45:08 AM »
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uffffffffffffffffffffff tauba hai...jaane do..tume kuch bolongi to ..!!!



bolona....chit chat karona.....mera yahoo workhich nahi horela hai....
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«Reply #1617 on: April 17, 2006, 06:45:59 AM »
Girl in dress shop: How much4dat dres?
Nauty shpkeepr: Just 5kisses! Girl:And 4 that dres, Shpkpr:10 kises! Girl:0k pack it &my Grandma will pay the bill
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«Reply #1618 on: April 17, 2006, 06:48:55 AM »
When every1 luvs u,When every1 cares 4u, When every1 thinks about u, When every1 luks at u,Then.. Go & sit in a Corner,close ur eyes & think CHAKKAR KYA HAI?!!
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«Reply #1619 on: April 17, 2006, 06:50:13 AM »
aacha...no chating here... :p :p warna tumhare saath mein bhi pitongi... apne sms submit kar dena :p ..aise waise sms post kiye to mere haath se zaroor pitoge samjheeeeee... :p
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