my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1650 on: May 04, 2006, 03:17:30 AM »

Who is strongr? Veerappan or Rajkumar! Veerappan: meine 200 haathiyonko maara hai. Rajkumar: meine ek african haathi k saath 50 saal sansar chalaya hai....


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1651 on: May 04, 2006, 07:40:55 AM »

Kindly Plz dont post any non-veg sms out here..its against our rules n regulation... sorry...plz chk out our rules...!

Edited by Yoindia Monitor: salma4u


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1652 on: May 04, 2006, 08:05:53 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

thanks da ....for ur posting.............gr8 2 see you still remembers me.......

aap non-veg sms yahan post karna band kar diya to maine yahan post karna shuru kiya...samjhe kuch bhudu :tongue:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1653 on: May 04, 2006, 05:28:18 PM »

haan mein tho bandh kardi ...yeh mera kumb mein koya hua bhaiiiii ne naya dukaan khola hai shayad.......hehe


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1654 on: May 04, 2006, 05:43:16 PM »

in MBA classroom professor asked sardar: if i buy an item@Rs12.75p and sell @ Rs.15.25p.is it profit or loss?
sardar: profit in Rs. & loss in paise....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1655 on: May 04, 2006, 05:43:59 PM »

a lady walks in a BMW showroom.As she bends 2 feel the fine car,a loud fartescapes her. she nervously look around 2c if any1 saw her.A salesman comes over.very uncomfrtably she asks the price of the BMW.the salesman replies mam if u farted just by touching it,u r goin 2 shit when u hear the price..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1656 on: May 04, 2006, 05:47:39 PM »

which dialogue by nana patekar 4m movie TAXI NO 9211 can be dedicated to rajkumar?

"Khud marna hai to marna doosronkakai ko vaat lagata hai"............


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1657 on: May 05, 2006, 01:42:31 PM »

Koi marham na is dil ke kaam ata hain,
Ek hawa ke jhonka dard bada jata hai.
Dosti jitni purani ho behtar hai ,
Har naya dost ek naya zakhm laga jata hai


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1658 on: May 06, 2006, 06:53:03 AM »

Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worrysweetheart !
we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can't. It's painful.
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WEDDING RING


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1659 on: May 06, 2006, 06:55:59 AM »

Beti- Maa baju wale ko dekhate
hi mera bra tite ho jata hain.
Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kar
fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jaayega


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1660 on: May 06, 2006, 06:57:49 AM »

Edited by : sanya
samir please dont post offensive sms'es! thnks!


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1661 on: May 06, 2006, 06:58:48 AM »

Girl: "mummy, fauji aa reha hai."
Mummy: " andar ho ja, inha di nazar kharaab hundi hai."
Girl:" ma, fauji sardaar hai."
Mummy:"phir te Majh noo wee andar kar lay."