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«Reply #1695 on: May 10, 2006, 12:14:17 PM »

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.


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«Reply #1696 on: May 10, 2006, 12:28:04 PM »

Bahut pyari hai awaz tumhari
Banado isse qissmat hamari
Mein zindagi mein aur kya chahoon
Agar mil jaye “DOSTI” tumhari


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«Reply #1697 on: May 10, 2006, 12:29:49 PM »

No sms...

No calls..

No emails..

No letters..

No missed calls..

Zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?


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«Reply #1698 on: May 10, 2006, 12:34:54 PM »

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."


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«Reply #1699 on: May 10, 2006, 12:39:37 PM »

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied


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«Reply #1700 on: May 10, 2006, 12:43:36 PM »

18 Sardars go to a movie

some ask why u all of together to come for a movie
they said :Because below 18 are not allowed.see that board


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«Reply #1701 on: May 10, 2006, 12:46:27 PM »

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

and
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


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«Reply #1702 on: May 10, 2006, 12:48:55 PM »

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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«Reply #1703 on: May 10, 2006, 12:56:18 PM »

2 Gareb sardar berozgar the aik ne kha ke hum dellhi chalte hain
waha nokri mil jaye gi.
dosre ne kha hamare pass tu kiraya bhi nahi hia hum kaise jaye gai
tu phele ne kha ke dak khane ke zerye chale jaye gai.
tu wo dak khane chale gaye aur Letter box main mooh DaL Liye.
uper se Dakiya agaya
.isne apna jota utar kar in dono ko marna soro kardeya
dosre dost ne kha ke Yaar yeh kya horaha hai
phele dost ne kha chup kar Mohrain Lag rahe hian


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«Reply #1704 on: May 10, 2006, 06:10:20 PM »

Sardar:Rt muje ek dmi ne chaku dikhakar lt liya. Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati.


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«Reply #1705 on: May 10, 2006, 06:11:11 PM »

If Jayalalitha wins in upcoming election and become CM again, what would the public say..?

''The Mummy Returns''..


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«Reply #1706 on: May 10, 2006, 06:13:03 PM »

Got new stereo in my car.I shout ROCK,it plays rock. Shout BLUES, it plays blues. 2 kids ran across the road. I shouted FUCK KIDS.It playd Micheal Jackson


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«Reply #1707 on: May 10, 2006, 06:30:44 PM »

santa to banta: i think johny have 2 assholes...
banta: how come you know that?
santa: whenever we are with johny ...ppl says"here comes...johny with 2 assholes"


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«Reply #1708 on: May 10, 2006, 06:31:56 PM »

Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Takdir kisi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh
channel na badal, SANIYA kisi bhi waqt
"JHUK"sakti hai.


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«Reply #1709 on: May 11, 2006, 02:47:04 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane

pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane

hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein

upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

hi
its really excellent.. keep doing such good work..its easy to make someone cry but really very difficult to make some one laugh.. i am happy that u r trying to make people laugh..


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