my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1740 on: May 20, 2006, 05:09:26 AM »
Bhakt:
Bhagwan muje Dard de,
Dukh de,
Tention de,
muje Barbadkarde,
mere piche har mushkil laga de.

Bhagwan:
abe sale ek line me bolna girl friend chahiye
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«Reply #1741 on: May 20, 2006, 05:09:57 AM »
Chuha Hathi se: Sirji tumhara underwear chaiye.
HATHI: Tu mera underwear pehnega.
CHUHA: Nahin meri beti ki shaadi hai, tent lagana hai.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1742 on: May 20, 2006, 05:10:15 AM »
Once Sardar went to temple.He was wondered.Seeing the people who were putting coins into the box he said Kamal hai log bina reciever k GOD se bath kar Rahe hai
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1743 on: May 20, 2006, 05:10:55 AM »
Who says
"Nothing" is Impossible...??!
I've been doing "nothing" for years! Its really possible!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1744 on: May 20, 2006, 05:12:42 AM »
A man to a sardar ' why are you removing a wheel in your auto ? ' sardar's answer : it is written that only two wheelers can park here.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1745 on: May 20, 2006, 05:13:54 AM »
Height of foolishness: student seeing monkey out of d window. So professor scolds him by saying ' why u r seeing monkey outside when i am here...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1746 on: May 20, 2006, 05:26:42 AM »
Ek bar ek couple train mein ja raha tha, TO UNKI VARTALAP SUNIYE

HUSBAND: MERI JAAN MAIN TUMHE DIL SE PYAR KARTA HUN, MAIN TUMAHRE JISM SE NAHI AATMA SE PYAR KARTA HUN, MAIN TUMHE ITNA PYAR KARTA HUN KI MAIN TUMARA JISM KUTTON TO DAAL DU.

to unki sath vali seat par banta betha tha, to vo bola "BHAU BHAU BAHU" !!!!!!!!
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1747 on: May 20, 2006, 06:30:19 AM »
hi arsmen brother, how r u ,
kuch sms achche the per kuch purane ho gaye brother jo already post hain
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1748 on: May 20, 2006, 07:34:16 PM »
Quote from: "samir_bc"
hi arsmen brother, how r you ,
kuch sms achche the per kuch purane ho gaye brother jo already post hain


waise  purane wale kaunsa hai re jo pehle post kia hua hai
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«Reply #1749 on: May 21, 2006, 04:35:17 PM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Quote from: "samir_bc"
hi arsmen brother, how r you ,
kuch sms achche the per kuch purane ho gaye brother jo already post hain


waise  purane wale kaunsa hai re jo pehle post kia hua hai


maine to joke kaha tha yaar lolz
teen the waise purane bhi
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1750 on: May 21, 2006, 04:36:21 PM »
Samir jee...plz dont post such type of sms here....!!! plz hav a look at our rules n regulation
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1751 on: May 22, 2006, 04:15:04 AM »
Quote from: "samir_bc"
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Quote from: "samir_bc"
hi arsmen brother, how r you ,
kuch sms achche the per kuch purane ho gaye brother jo already post hain


waise  purane wale kaunsa hai re jo pehle post kia hua hai


maine to joke kaha tha yaar lolz
teen the waise purane bhi


kaha ka hai yaar tu....aur saala tere adult sms ko koi monitor delete kyun nahi kar raha hai.......tumne koi dhamki di hai kya
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #1752 on: May 22, 2006, 01:23:22 PM »
chalo jee humne edit kar diya...shareeffffff ab shareefffff bacha ban gaya kya baath hai...waise aacha kiya o pic change kiya... he he :p
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1753 on: May 22, 2006, 05:59:16 PM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
chalo jee humne edit kar diya...shareeffffff ab shareefffff bacha ban gaya kya baath hai...waise aacha kiya o pic change kiya... he he :p


waise kis pics mein kam bura dikta hoon
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«Reply #1754 on: May 23, 2006, 10:50:59 AM »
kuch nahi...kuch nahi..maine to awain he bola :p juz kidding... sms kahan hai ??
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