my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1785 on: May 27, 2006, 12:02:45 PM »

Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate. Why?
Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1786 on: May 27, 2006, 08:26:37 PM »

Sardar 100 watt ke bulb par apne bap ka naam lik raha tha... pithaji pucheuthar thussi ki kar rahe ho?
son : aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.....


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«Reply #1787 on: May 28, 2006, 07:11:54 PM »

Sardar apni 21 saal ki beti ki SHADI k liye 24 saal ka LADKA dekne DELHI gaya. Vahan se BIWI ko phone kiya-24 ka koi LADKA na mila 12-12 k 2 LADKE CHALENGE ?


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«Reply #1788 on: May 28, 2006, 07:21:14 PM »

Niche na jana please. Niche galat likha hai...

"galat".


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1789 on: May 28, 2006, 07:21:50 PM »

A Girl romantically said 2 a boy "do u want 2 see the place where they did apendix operation for me?"

sardar:No i hate hospitals...


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«Reply #1790 on: May 28, 2006, 07:24:25 PM »

Sardr in mysore palace, Tourist guide-sir please dont sit there,it is Tipu sultan's chair.Sardar- oye dont wory i'll get up when He Comes


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«Reply #1791 on: May 28, 2006, 07:30:43 PM »

1st Voter to 2nd Voter:"Kisko diya?

2nd Voter:"Sonia,magar is baar mazaa nahi aaya.
Pichli baar Dalne diya tha,
is baar sirf dabaane diya!!!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1792 on: May 30, 2006, 10:43:18 AM »

sudar jao sudar jao


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1793 on: May 30, 2006, 04:11:03 PM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

sudar jao sudar jao

zindagi ka ek hi asul hota hai
ya kisi ko apna bana lo
ya kisi ke ho jao
tum hamein apne jaisa to bana nahi saki
kum se kum hamare jaisi ban jao ha ha ha


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1794 on: May 30, 2006, 04:14:58 PM »

husband and wife talak ke baad
husband : bachcha mera hai
lady : wah ji wah bartan mera
dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kiya daal diya
pura DAHI tera


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1795 on: May 30, 2006, 04:17:12 PM »

haseeno ka kafila masjid ki taraf ja raha tha
humne apni taraf bula liya
hum to barbaad ho chuke the
lekin khuda ko bacha liya


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1796 on: May 30, 2006, 04:18:34 PM »

sardar ki saali sardar se : jija ji 500 rupees dena main kal de doongi
sardar : 1500 lele per aaj hi de de


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1797 on: May 30, 2006, 04:21:12 PM »

sardar's son : papa aaj main bus ke peeche
doud ke ghar aaya, jisse maine 3 Rupees bacha liye
sardar : kar diti na sardaron wali baat
auto ke peeche aata to 30 rupees bachte


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1798 on: May 30, 2006, 04:25:14 PM »

sardar to air hostes : mujhe doodh chahiye
air hostes open her boobs and give in sardar's mouth
sardar : achcha hua saala paani nahi maanga


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«Reply #1799 on: May 30, 2006, 06:45:20 PM »

Dost hote hain dil-o-jaan lutane k liye,
hum apni hasti mita dain tmhy pane k lye,
baat krne ki tmhy fursat kahan,
hum SMS kerte hain tum ko apni yaad dilane k liye