my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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samir_bc

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«Reply #1680 on: May 10, 2006, 10:16:14 AM »

if a cute girl tell u

I love u
do any one of the three things

1: take her to an eye specialist

or

2: take her to a mantal hospital

or

3: tell her I m not "samir"


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1681 on: May 10, 2006, 10:18:07 AM »

andheri sadak,
akeli aatma
sunsaan kabristan
sooni haveli
kaala aasman
bhoot hairan
raat ho gayee

so jaa shaitaan
"good night"


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1682 on: May 10, 2006, 11:55:29 AM »

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1683 on: May 10, 2006, 11:57:36 AM »

Yaad hai tum ko hamari Pahli mulaqat

Tum Ander Aai

Khirki Khuli

Tum Nein Hath Barhaya

Aur Kaha

Allah K naam Par Dey Dey Baba


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1684 on: May 10, 2006, 12:03:37 PM »

Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali,
aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.


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«Reply #1685 on: May 10, 2006, 12:03:45 PM »

How can i spell "S_CCESS"without 'U'? Or "C_TE" Or "H_MBLE" Or "F_N" Or "F_T_RE" Or even "TR_ST".....what will i do without 'U'.. proud 2 hve a Friend like U.


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«Reply #1686 on: May 10, 2006, 12:05:36 PM »

Aik dost 2sry say:
Film main kaam karo gay. ziada kuch nahin karna bus Heroin tum ko khundar main lay ja ker tum ko goli mar day ge. film ka naam hay
"Khundar Main Gandoo Ki Maut"


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1687 on: May 10, 2006, 12:07:37 PM »

When words fail...eyes work,
when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU


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«Reply #1688 on: May 10, 2006, 12:07:55 PM »

A coin is easy 2 earn, but A FRIEND is hard 2 find.The coin depreciates but a FRIEND appreciate. I lost a coin when i SMS u, but its ok. bcoz i got friend like U.


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«Reply #1689 on: May 10, 2006, 12:08:46 PM »

Dear, tum jago tum per noor chare, tum leto tum per noor chare, tum nahane lago tum per noor chare, tum sone lago tum per noor chare, tumhara talubgar NOOR PATHAN


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1690 on: May 10, 2006, 12:09:23 PM »

A man love two things: Danger & Play
He loves a woman bcoz she is the most dangerous play thing in the world.


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«Reply #1691 on: May 10, 2006, 12:10:00 PM »

Yad karte hain tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, hamein mat dhondo dunhia k beech mein, hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki razai mein.


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«Reply #1692 on: May 10, 2006, 12:11:29 PM »

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a preet girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.