my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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samir_bc

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«Reply #1635 on: April 26, 2006, 10:48:16 AM »

son : dady meri dur ki nazar kharab hai chasma la do.
sardar : took him out side and said woh kiya hai
son : suraj hai
sardar : saale aur kitna door dekhega


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1636 on: April 26, 2006, 11:10:09 AM »

SARDAR WITH HIS SISTER IN MARKET
ek aadmi aker bola sardar ji apki biwi ka purse gir gaya hai
sardar gusse se : saale biwi hogi teri meri to bahen hai. lol


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1637 on: April 26, 2006, 11:12:48 AM »

roses are LAAL, sky is NEELA ,
U R BRAIN IS LIKE KHAALI PATILA

bura maan gaye

ok

roses are RED , sky is BLUE
I M BORN SMART, WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND TO U.


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1638 on: April 26, 2006, 11:15:30 AM »

SARDAR WORKS IN A GARMENT STOR
one day a lady costumer come and say : sardar ji underwear dikhana zara
sardar replies : sorry aaj pahenya ni


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1639 on: April 26, 2006, 11:17:57 AM »

PATNI TV PER MATCH DEKH RAHI THI,
PATI SMART BANKER PATNI KE PAAS AAYA AUR BOLA : DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HUN
PATNI ZOR SE CHILLAYE 'CHAKKAAAAA"


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1640 on: April 28, 2006, 03:38:46 PM »

Indian wiket keeper dhoni ki biwi se pucha

how was dhoni at first night

biwi : khaak, saari raat bed ke piche khade hoker chillate rahe

Irfan bhai thoda aur andar daalo.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1641 on: May 03, 2006, 12:00:48 PM »

maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi,
chahkar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi,
chahta to tha main usko apnana,
per maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1642 on: May 03, 2006, 12:18:34 PM »

har ek se baat karna FITRAT hai apki
har ek khush rahe HASRAT hai apki
koi apko YAAD kare ya na kare
hume chod kar sabko yaad karna aadat hai apki


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1643 on: May 04, 2006, 12:58:29 AM »

thanks da ....for ur posting.............gr8 2 see u still remembers me.......


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1644 on: May 04, 2006, 02:57:54 AM »

Sardar to Doc:I do piss at 6 aM sharp&shit at 7aM sharp...*Doc:Then whts the probleM?...*...* Sardar: I wake up at 8aM sharp...*.


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«Reply #1645 on: May 04, 2006, 02:59:23 AM »

Autoricksha drivers write their wifes, n children's name behind d rick,it shows their luv 2wards their family.but 1sad thing is below dat they write "for rent"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1646 on: May 04, 2006, 03:00:22 AM »

3 Things in Life once gone will never cum back TIME,WORDS & OPPORTUNITY
3 Things in Life shud never be Lost HOPE,LOVE

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Cum on,how can u forget
ME!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1647 on: May 04, 2006, 03:04:52 AM »

New Teacher: students tell ur Name & hobbies! Now boys start..
Im Robert, My hobby is 'watching bubble in the bath tub'
Im Rohit , My hobby is watching Bubble in the bath tub.
Im Raghu , My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub
Teacher: i wonder u all have same hobbies, next girls..

I am Bubble...!