my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #2175 on: September 14, 2006, 05:41:00 PM »

Iss kadr hum zindgi ko manane nikle,
Apki chahat k hum dewane nikle
,Jab b dil ka haal batana chaha,
Aapke hotho se waqt na hone k bahane nikle


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2176 on: September 14, 2006, 05:46:24 PM »

Fact of Life: Hurt a true heart as many times as u want,it wont stop lovin u. But if u cheat a true heart,it wont hurt or hate u,but it wont dare2 luv u again.


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«Reply #2177 on: September 14, 2006, 05:47:03 PM »

Biwi:shrm ani chahiye, tumhe Raj ki biwi se sambhand hai.Hus: pur tumhe kaise pata chala ? Biwi : kal RAJ aya tha usne tumhara UNDERWEAR pahena hua tha.


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«Reply #2178 on: September 14, 2006, 05:48:06 PM »

Whats the definition of disgusting? Going into a second hand shop and finding a condom....


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«Reply #2179 on: September 17, 2006, 06:46:21 PM »

Ladki patane ka tarika=chupke se uske piche ja kar use darao agar vo hasi to samjho pat gai agar gussa hui to jor jor se chilao didi dar gai, didi dar gai..


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«Reply #2180 on: September 17, 2006, 06:48:25 PM »

TRUE FACT.....Behind every successfull man there is a woman...Do u know why?Ans: Because all women go only behind successfull men !!!!


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«Reply #2181 on: September 17, 2006, 06:49:06 PM »

Sabji wale ki shadi hui.Suhag ratko biwi ki peticoat upar karke paani chidakne laga biwi:ye kya kar rae ho?Wo bola maal ko taaza Kar raha hu


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«Reply #2182 on: September 17, 2006, 06:50:45 PM »

Sir: aapka beta cigarett peeta hai aap kuch poochte nahi ho kya? baap: kya bolun sir....poochta hun par woh deta nahi ?


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2183 on: September 17, 2006, 06:52:49 PM »

Dur nazro se bar bar jaya na karo
Dil ko iss kadar tadpaya na karo
Tum bin ek pal bin jee na sakenge hum
Yeh ehsaas bar bar dilaya na karo.......


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Imran.G2007

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Nice

«Reply #2184 on: September 18, 2006, 01:01:23 PM »

NURSE: Congrats, sardar ji aap papa ban gae.
SARDAR: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mei usay surprise doun ga.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Imran.G2007

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Nice

«Reply #2185 on: September 18, 2006, 01:04:30 PM »

Koi pathar say na marey
meray Dewanay ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai
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Bomb say uda do saley ko.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Imran.G2007

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Nice

«Reply #2186 on: September 18, 2006, 01:08:35 PM »

]
Sardar: Why r these people running?
A man: This is a race and winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup,
then why r these running?

:lol: :lol: :lol: [/b]


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #2187 on: October 19, 2006, 11:03:59 AM »

KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI-
Its all about lovin ur frnds

KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM-
Its all about lovin ur Parents

KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA-
Its all about lovin Others' Wives!!
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