my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #2355 on: August 19, 2007, 07:01:34 PM »

Whats the diff between gandhi, musharraf & lalu? gandhi-didnt know whats
lie, musharraf doesnt know whats truth & lalu doesnt know the difference


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«Reply #2356 on: August 19, 2007, 07:04:22 PM »

"Boyfrnds" r like "Paanipuri" always tasty. "Lovers" r like "Pizzas" hot
n
spicy."husbnds" r lik"Dal Chawal"no othr option but good 4 health & wealth.


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«Reply #2357 on: August 20, 2007, 03:34:24 AM »

santa: Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher: santa, MAY I go to the toilet?

santa: But I asked first!


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«Reply #2358 on: August 20, 2007, 03:45:14 AM »

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "espn, sony, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"


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«Reply #2359 on: August 20, 2007, 05:08:44 PM »

Quote from: "shonaa"

Quote from: "angel4u"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

dedicated to sum1......

Kon kehta hai pyaar toot gaya toh
paraaye ban jaeen gay
Waqt aanay per toh
behen bhai ban jaeen gay

haan aakhir koi na koi rishta zaroori hota hai :twisted: :twisted:

hehe waise yeh kise dedicate kiya hai tumne :razz: ...

Indeed a very good question Usual Smile

answer to do Puzzled !


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«Reply #2360 on: August 20, 2007, 05:13:37 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

wah ye hia desh ka bhavishya Puzzled !


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«Reply #2361 on: August 20, 2007, 06:26:51 PM »

Quote from: "angel4u"

Quote from: "shonaa"

Quote from: "angel4u"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

dedicated to sum1......

Kon kehta hai pyaar toot gaya toh
paraaye ban jaeen gay
Waqt aanay per toh
behen bhai ban jaeen gay

haan aakhir koi na koi rishta zaroori hota hai :twisted: :twisted:

hehe waise yeh kise dedicate kiya hai tumne :razz: ...

Indeed a very good question Usual Smile

answer to do Puzzled !

hai ek kutta


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«Reply #2362 on: August 20, 2007, 06:51:56 PM »

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music


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«Reply #2363 on: August 20, 2007, 06:52:38 PM »

Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."


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«Reply #2364 on: August 20, 2007, 06:53:09 PM »

From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
Santa : "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."


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«Reply #2365 on: August 20, 2007, 06:55:02 PM »

Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, she didn't get the fax."


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«Reply #2366 on: August 20, 2007, 06:55:31 PM »

Santa : "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, Jasmeet would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
Banta : "Why complain?, You're still getting the same service!"


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«Reply #2367 on: August 20, 2007, 06:56:52 PM »

Jasmeet : My husband always comes home late, no matter how I try.
Preeto : "Take my advice, and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jaspal?" And that cured him.
Jasmeet : "Cured him !... But how?"
Preeto : "You know, his name is Banta."


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«Reply #2368 on: August 20, 2007, 06:57:40 PM »

Santa : "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
Jasmeet : "Honey, I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"


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«Reply #2369 on: August 20, 2007, 06:58:25 PM »

Santa was driving with girlfriend Preeto to Chandigarh. He puts his hand on her lap.
She smiles and says, "You can go further dear..".
So, Santa drives to SHIMLA.