my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #2325 on: August 06, 2007, 06:19:14 PM »

AAj ki Sholay :

DHARMENDAR:
basanti in kutto ke samne maat nachna..:

BASANTI:
who da hell r u 2 order meh. u crazy guy using abusing languages, u bloody fool hanging a rusty chaiin..:

HEY GABBR play da DJ!!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2326 on: August 06, 2007, 06:23:20 PM »

why the doctrs prescriptions impossible 2 read?
because all have an exclusive msg for the chemist ," main ne patient ko loot lia ab teri bari hai
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«Reply #2327 on: August 06, 2007, 06:26:03 PM »

Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti.
Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?


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«Reply #2328 on: August 06, 2007, 06:28:02 PM »

If people talk behind your back
wat does that mean???" Simple it
means "You are two steps ahead of them."
Keep Smiling...Think positive.


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«Reply #2329 on: August 06, 2007, 06:32:05 PM »

kaun apna tha yahan kis per inayat karte
humko hasrat hi rahi k hum bhi mohabbat karte
tumne samjha hi nahi humko kisi kabil warna
tujhse hum ishq nahi teri ibadat karte....


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«Reply #2330 on: August 07, 2007, 03:58:15 AM »

Admi ki car se kabootar takra ke behosh ho gaya
admai kabootar ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha
khana diya kabootar jaag ke bola
'Aaila Jail.... Wo Driver Mar Gaya Kaya?.,.,.


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«Reply #2331 on: August 07, 2007, 04:03:50 AM »

Whats the difference between Data and Information?

362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!


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Sahiba Zehra

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«Reply #2332 on: August 07, 2007, 08:22:57 AM »

keep it up..
Kabootar toh ab jail mein
he he

:D :D :D


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«Reply #2333 on: August 07, 2007, 03:59:16 PM »

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.


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«Reply #2334 on: August 07, 2007, 04:08:54 PM »

Sardar ka beta: papa aapki shadi ho gayi?

papa: haan.! bevkuf teri mummy se.

Beta: wah papa ghar me hi setting kar lee!


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«Reply #2335 on: August 07, 2007, 04:10:39 PM »

'Sardar da dhaba' :

Customer: Oyye sardar teri lassi me makhi hai...!!

Sardar: Oye chup bae...!!

Dil wadda rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi piyegi...!!


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«Reply #2336 on: August 07, 2007, 04:14:29 PM »

Wo chand si ladki, zulfen uski kaali,
Uski aisi maano Hirni si matwaali,
Uski har ada is jahan se niraali,

Par aap kya karoge wo ladki to maine pataali


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«Reply #2337 on: August 07, 2007, 04:50:07 PM »

Ghamo ki aanch par aansu ubal kar dekho,
banege rang kisi par bhi daal kar dekho,
tumhare dil ki chubhan bhi zaroor kum hogi,
kisi ke pair ka kaanta nikal kar dekho


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«Reply #2338 on: August 07, 2007, 04:51:06 PM »

Roz Subha Khud Say Ek Wadah Kartay Hain
Tujhay Iss Dil Say Bhulanay Ka Irada Kartay Hain
Apni He Baat Say Mukkarr Jatay Hain Maloom Nahi Kyoun
Bheegti Ankhon Ko Khuwab Tornay Ke Liye Amaadah Kartay Hain